i keep wondering when someones gonna write a post about how using family guy screenshots for jokes is problematic because family guy is irredeemable media and every single person scrambles to delete their posts with peter griffin images on them and then rbs the callout and tags it like ‘#i didnt want to say anything but yeah its kinda :/‘
me if posting family guy screenshots became illegal
I, THE DRIVER BEHIND YOU AT THIS STOPLIGHT, HAVE DEDUCED THAT YOU COULD HAVE THREADED THAT LEFT TURN BETWEEN THOSE TWO CARS IF YOU FLOORED IT BEARING 92° SOUTH AND CAUGHT THE WIND.
Cartoon smartphone with devil horns and an evil grin: Well, well, well, look who’s tipsy. Better use one of my rideshare apps, drunkie. Those taxi driver unions aren’t gonna bust themselves! Ha ha!!
Cartoon beer can with little angel wings and a halo appearing above my shoulder as I start my car: Hi! I’m Roadie, the Road Beer! Wanna play a fun game? It’s called “drink me all up before you drive past the elementary school”!
Muffled voice coming from my glove box: Uh oh, looks like we’re getting pulled over! You’re gonna be real glad I decided to come along!
